the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
send nudes
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