I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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