trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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