I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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