That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
