Cold hands, warm shart.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
