To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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