you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
