Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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