They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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