I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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