love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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