you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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