just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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