First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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