I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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