so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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