dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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