i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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