Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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