new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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