NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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