I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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