I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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