Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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