Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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