a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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