i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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