how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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