I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
we should paint friendship bongs
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