pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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