Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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