I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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