Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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