that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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