Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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