I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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