Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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