I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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