i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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