Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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