No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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