I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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