Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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