Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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