i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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