Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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