i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
