Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize