Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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