nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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