Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he thought i was a dude.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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