Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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