Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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