is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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