u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Don't tell me you're on acid again
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
