South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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